Mema: You know how your mom, aunt, and I are going out of town for your birthday?
Me: Yea... I remember.
Mema:Well... it looks like we're going to need your car too....
Me: Are you serious? You're leaving town with nearly my entire nuclear family for my birthday AND taking my car???
Mema:Well...yes.
Me:Ok, so that means I can borrow your car while ya'll are gone, right?
Mema: Baby, there is no way in the world I am letting you drive my Cadillac.
Me: Wow. Really cool, Mema.
Then we just went back to eating our waffles...
Happy Birthday to Me!
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